Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In September, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In November, I recruited aliceyart as a new cultist (30 points). Last week, I stopped epicyclical from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-975 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.