House. Foreman is unspeakable, Cameron rocks, and Steve McQueen lives to fight another day! Also House's new ball-and-cane trick is awesome.

Veronica Mars. Re: Woody, I CALLED IT. MacBeav are adorable, as is Weevil (who, according to his mugshot, is 6'? Hah! Also, Will and I decree that Mac and Veronica so need to be roommates at Hearst next year. As for the trial results, dude, this surprises people? If there was any semblance of criminal justice, it wouldn't be Neptune. And the "We love Aaron Echolls, Aaron Echolls is innocent!" banners crack me up. Now they just need a Dove Lady!

Lost. HOLY --BLEEP--!!!! Well, that certainly blew episode conventions out of the water. Sure, (blankety)'s story was more-or-less resolved, but (blankety-blank) didn't even get an episode. How is (blankety-blank-bleep) going to find out about (blankety-blank)'s past?