The Cult of Lincoln

Sunday, September 24, 2006



Woah. An unconfirmed French intelligence report is claiming Bin Laden has died of Typhoid fever.

(Also, he tried to ford a river, but his oxen died.)

I wouldn't be surprised if he was dead. He's reportedly been in awful shape these past years. And I'd be delighted to see him die in a way that doesn't make him a martyr. But I was kind of hoping the U.S. would get the chance to kick the SOB's evil, psycho, genocidal, pansy ass, you know?

Priscilla said at 1:34 PM

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i thought it was 'fjord' but still v. halarious. good stuff. ja, i wish we could have tried him through our legal system to show the international world that prosecuting people through our insurmountable bureacratic system is more painful that just shooting them. also, that everyone should get a democracy and more lawyers (so i can get a job!!)
 
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