See this article from the Washington Post.

Annapolis, Md.: Where did you grow up? What were you like in high school? Super cool?

John Hodgman: Brookline, Mass., is the answer. In high school I got very good grades and was well liked by all students and teachers. I was cool if having long hair and wearing a fedora and in general dressing like Dr. Who is cool.

(Hint: it isn't).

I wish someone had given me that hint. But there it is.

That is all.

Washington, D.C.: I believe dressing like Dr. Who is cool, as long as you have the scarf.

John Hodgman: That is not a question, and yet, you are correct. And yes, there was a long scarf involved.

That is all.

Anyone that digs up pictures of Young John Hodgman wins the Internet's firstborn! Is the internet capable of reproducing, you ask? Well, according to Bush, there are multiple "internets," and according to Ted Stevens, the internet has "a series of tubes"... I need to go to sleep.

(Oh! My box of Replacement Stuff for What CollegeBoxes Lost from Bed Bath and Beyond arrived today (er, yesterday)! My new lamp >> the universe.)