Just watched Friday's Battlestar Galactica. I am so amused at the preview for next week's episode, so let's just get this out of the way:

"The first rule of Battlestar Galactica is - you do not talk about Battlestar Galactica. The second rule of Battlestar Galactica is - you DO NOT talk about Battlestar Galactica!"

Hey, it explains where all of Apollo's belly fat went! Were else would the humans be getting soap?

Lee: I want you to do me a favor, Starbuck. I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Number Six: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

Kara: I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Tigh: Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

and maybe even:

Adama: Ok, any historic figure.
Roslin: I'd fight Gandhi.
Adama: Good answer.
Roslin: How about you?
Adama: Lincoln.
Roslin: Lincoln?
Adama: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.