What really makes the story is that this isn't the first bridge stolen!

And you'd have to be Carmen Sandiego, because, dude, that's a lot of bridge.
 

Haha! That's awesome. You brought back memories of my childhood...
 

She goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe, Chicago, to Czech and Slovakia and back!

I love the sentence in the article questioning the "personal use" comment.
 

My favorite interaction of the year-to-date was a guy I barely know coming up to me and saying, "Guess what, Rebecca?! A four ton bridge was stolen in Czech Republic! ... I bet it was Carmen Sandiego!!" (Because I dressed as her for Halloween)
 

jesus, what?