The Cult of Lincoln

00:05:33: A fortune cookie fortune I just found says I have a quiet and unobtrusive nature. HEY, GUYS! DO I HAVE A QUIET AND UNOBTRUSIVE NATURE?
00:09:28: Coworker on speakerphone in the next room. Just heard client use the word "synergy" in a non-ironic way. I'm going home.
01:14:58: RT @FakeAPStylebook The correct spelling of "Spider-Man" takes a hyphen. Knowing this is why we can't get dates. /This works for girls, too.
01:36:18: @jimsissy What flavor cupcake do you prefer? I recommend the Sassy Red Velvet or Lemon Yummy. http://www.sugarsweetsunshine.com/menu.html
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14:01:07: RT @mightykatemusic: #laevents Do not miss NY Songstress Mighty Kate 3/10 at Hotel Cafe 7pm releasing her new album! For music & info ht ...
20:15:35: RT @WhiteCollarUSA: Missed last night's episode? Watch it online now: http://ow.ly/1aJvx
22:10:55: @MickeydotFinn OH. That's really silly. The overwhelming portion of the trailer's audience won't know that, evidence: me.
22:28:44: @Jamie1km Doesn't Amazon have one of those "do not recommend stuff based on this purchase" functions?
22:35:55: RT @AceRocBooks: RT @AnneSowards: Booklist reviews Jim Butcher's CHANGES: http://bit.ly/aMPeMD "a can't miss entry"
22:55:43: RT @neilhimself: BTW if you aren't following Twitter's @safety you should. Practice safe twitterage.
22:59:37: Anaheim, SDCC? Really? Why not Vegas?

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