So... How close are you two? The bedsprings went 'glink' after knowing each other three days. The forest leaves crunched after knowing each other about two weeks. There was potential for a relationship; too bad my dad killed him. Our final love song was sung through an 8-year-old girl. We were about to get married after admiring each other from afar for years, but then his plant ate me. But then he fed himself to the plant, too, so at least we'll always be together. The bonus track on the CD says we have kids, so I assume we were married. However, the physics of us having kids is too disturbing to comprehend. She died in my arms, and there will probably be a bunch of people out to kill me for seeing her again, but at least I'll always have our Secret Song! Or something. I wrote her a song that kept her from death! Go me! We got married at the end! I'll be happy to keep his dinner warm.
Got antagonists? Daddy, a moneygrubbing CEO Daddy, a homicidally jealous veterinarian A bloodsucking plant and a sadistic dentist The Duke! He doesn't really have a name. My boss' vengeful nephew A demented monarchist assassin The bogeyman Our former roommate. And the AIDS virus.
What inspires you? Books How-To Pamphlets B-movies Opera The Orpheus myth Supermarket tabloids The European Vend-a-loo No one knows
Does your existence have a moral? Don't feed the plants Don't mess with holidays you don't understand Love your neighbor, forgive, keep your vows. And a mountain's no place to raise cows. No Day But Today Our way of life is unsustainable. It's a priviledge to pee. The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn Is Just To Love and Be Loved In Return. This is reiterated several thousand times. Um... not that I'm aware of. Priscilla hasn't focused on one yet. Oops.
How often do you get the urge to dance? Describe. Almost never Lots of energetic gen-xers flailing about the stage Hilarious choreography, plus prods at "West Side Story" and "Chicago" Parodies large chorus numbers, Vaudeville, and West Side Story. Not much dancing. Vaudeville, then a dance break with a bunch of copulating forest creatures Soft-shoe dances, amusing choreography, secretaries dancing on desks... Gorgeous cinematography in massive chorus and solo dances. Includes a show-stopping tango.
How are you at introductions? Would you need an overture?: Sure! Overtures are neat! Nah, overtures are for wusses. How 'bout a nice introduction or opening monologue thing instead?
So who dies? Nope. Everyone lives. We are sheltered. Just the bad guy, more or less. Lots of people start out dead, so there's some grey area here. The girl dies. Alas. All major characters die. Except the plant, which proliferates across the nation. The girl's parents, the girl's half-brother/lover, Mrs. Taylor's kids, and a bunch of cows. Basically, all major characters except the girl die. Everyone dies, except maybe the narrator. The drag queen dies. The girl dies, but comes back. The dwarf dies.
How good are you at working in groups? How complex are your vocal arrangements? Mostly one part, with a touch of two- and three-part. Two part generally, with a bit of barbershop. Three-part at best In one song, it seems everyone is singing something different.
Where do you live? New York, but I'd like to be in New Rochelle. New York, but I'd like to be in Santa Fe. Hope Falls, West Virginia A town like any town you might find in a musical Ankh-Morpork (It's my kind of town) Downtown (Gotta get out of Skid Row) Montmarte, center of the Bohemian revolution In this town of Halloween
Here, have a non sequitor. Catch! Beat him with a stick! And in the end, does someone die? I never realized large, monopolizing corporations could be such a force for good in the world! If I can't take my coffee break, something within me dies. Peace! Hokum! Want some Nitrous Oxide? It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse. Then you can skin him and wear him as a jacket, and we'll string a necklace with a dried bat ear. If I mention one day that I must dock their pay, they will knock off my head with an axe.
Any last words? Don't feed the plants! It's my kind of town! Don't deny your beast inside! That was our show! No day but today! We're simply meant to be. Whoever the company fires, we will still be here! The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Bonus: Okay, Sondheim, which show do you think you are? Bat Boy Urinetown Little Shop of Horrors How to Succeed Men at Arms RENT Moulin Rouge The Nightmare Before Christmas
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