Go-go-go-fo-tron! I conquer you with Veggie-Might!

Why does Tanja block all comments on her poll? Fie upon you, you evil Swussian Latvian! Come home NOW and get online, you un-hoopy little strag! I miss you. ::pouts::

Top 50 Amusing Search Phrases found in the referrers of various tnm.n pages: (in no particular order)

1. pictures of fruitbats

2. doom song

3. mardigras pics

4. king arthur’s spear

5. albino burmese python

6. bean sprout, lupus

7. Running Weasel

8. Lewis Caroll mimsy

9. veela –linux

10. invader zim fanfics

11. african wedding brooms (personal favourite)

12. Draw Manga Werewolf

13. hippogriff AND medieval

14. fluffy/bits (personal favourite)

15. makeup.jpg

16. plants for hindu goddess

17. chelsea girl haircut

18. goat painting greek picture

19. “monty python” barns

20. witches of wagga wagga

21. invader zim canada

22. ferula picture bone

23. and shall trelawney die?

24. cho chang naked (personal favourite – I’d hate to find out what sites they found!)

25. macaroni and hitler (personal favourite – this would make a great band name)

26. “bud frump” + picture

27. pet resurrection spells

28. greek mythology avenging angels

29. ALL DRAGONBALL X MANGAS

30. “Pringle family” South Africa

31. lymph node swolen children

32. got a date at the yule ball?

33. the boy who turned yellow

34. mob loan sharks

35. INCANTATIONS OF ANIMALS

36. russia prison girl toilet (now I’m really worried…)

37. businessman in bowler hat

38. “hawaiian goodbye”

39. home made sleeping potion

40. austrailan slang

41. www.pinkeye swolen eye.com (personal favourite)

42. malysia guy naked (have I ever actually used the word “Malaysia” in my website?)

43. words to a cornish song called Trelawney

44. names of famous farmhouses

45. european mandrake laws

46. florizel bohemia

47. bank message tube

48. nighe time clothing.com

49. turned into a cow

50. definition absurd mr bean monty

My job is evil. I’m working for Mr. Abbo, a fairly groovy teacher, but I found out today that he really likes taking breaks, too. I found myself teaching for roughly two hours, on the topic of software I had never seen before. Of course, it was almost identical to a software I used over 3 years ago, but it’s still 3 years. Ye gods. To make matters worse, I’m teaching to a bunch of rowdy kids that keep asking questions that they would have known the answer to had they actually listened. Bah. I thought it might have been a good idea to kill one of them with a mouse cord and hang up the body as an example to the others. I came pretty close. ::collapses into chair::

Has anyone I know submitted to the HP Galleries’ book 5 cover contest? I think this is my favourite. XD

::drools:: I have a new artistic role model. Kelly McLarnon. My goal is to achieve a fraction of her talent and skill. Wow.

FULL NAME: Priscilla Nelson Spencer

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. My great-aunt and my father. Ye-Gods.

SCHOOL?

Primary: Hockaday

Secondary: Hockaday

Tertiary: Hockaday… no, probably Vanderbilt.

MASCOT? the Killer Daisy. I kid you not.

NICKNAMES? Priscellie, Ellie, Pip, Pris.

SIBLINGS: One. Older. 18. Melissa.

LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: Tomb Raider. But it sucked, so it doesn’t count. Instead, I’ll say Moulin Rouge. And I want to see it again! Now!

FAVORITE SUBJECT: “a study of Harry Potter etymology and an examination of HP fanfiction and fanart, with emphasis on the worship of Priscilla Spencer’s art and the encouragement of others to vote for her sub.” Too bad it doesn’t exist.

LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: French. Bwahahaha!

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? Neither. Ann said “if you dislike both genders equally, are you bi?” I tend to agree with her.

FAVORITE ACTRESS: myself

FAVORITE ACTOR: Johnny Depp

FAVORITE MOVIE: The Empire Strikes Back, The Shawshank Redemption, Life is Beautiful, and Moulin Rouge (for the moment)

FAVORITE TV SHOW: Invader Zim

HOW LONG ARE YOU IN THE SHOWER? the whole time

FAVORITE VACATION PLACE: my room

FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE: The Olsen Twins Strike Back

FAVORITE FOOD: Pizza from Kathleen’s Art Cafe with procciuto and kalamata olives and just a bit of goat cheese. Or Popolo’s greek salad.

FAVORITE COLOR: various shades of blue

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: people giving me positive feedpack on my art

BILL CLINTON: no.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: no.

ABORTION: pro-choice

SMOKING: evil. annoying. bah. All smokers should be sent to a little cave under the ocean.

DO YOU HAVE A JOB? I will tomorrow

BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND HELL? Nah, there just there to frighten the tourists

BELIEVE IN ANGELS? Charlie’s Angels, sure.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF? I am God.

WANT TO GET MARRIED? Not especially

WHAT DO YOU DO THAT PISSES OFF YOUR FRIENDS? I haven’t quite figured it out yet. I think it has to do with rambling incessantly on the topic of How To Succeed, though.

YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT? Kathleen’s Art Cafe, Kostas, and Sushi on McKinney

YOUR FAVORITE HANGOUT: Home. in my chair. in front of my computer. CGing.

PEPSI OR COKE? Water

BEVERLY HILLS OR DAWSON’S CREEK? neither one could be the lesser of two evils. Pass.

CHOCOLATES OR FLOWERS? neither. Gifts like that make me feel akward. I suppose flowers, because I can squish them under plates of glass and make pretty cyanotypes with them.

SILVER OR GOLD? Silver

WHAT WAS THE LAST PHONE # YOU CALLED? my answering machine. And I’m not about to give that out.

EVER BEEN ON A PLANE? ::blinks:: Yeesss…..

EVER BEEN OCEAN SWIMMING? Yup

EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING? ::cringes:: Maybe…

EVER LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER? I would be an awful friend if I hadn’t.

READ THE BIBLE? yup

GONE TO CHURCH? ::shudders:: Yes.

CLIMBED A TREE? Whenever possible.

GONE ALL NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEP? Unfortunately

BEEN TO CAMP? Yup. Every year since… forever.

BEEN TO A PRO BASEBALL GAME? Unfortunately yes. Mind-numbingly dull.

KISSED A GUY? no

KISSED A GIRL? no

EATEN SUSHI? yes. Once. It has never happened again.

WANTED TO DIE? When subjected to “Titanic” for the 4th time by my lunatic family.

MET A CELEBRITY: Renata. Does she count? Nah. Okay, Lisa Loeb (twice), Luke Wilson, John Glen (we had lunch!), and Steven Hawking.

HAD AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP? Really good friends, yes. Lovey-dovey, no.

Hmm… all quiet on the Western front.

Lots and lots of random thoughts at the moment. I can’t make a coherent blog entry. I guess it’s time for “26 Random Topics”.

A. I got to see Tomb Raider on an IMAX screen. HUGE screen, really close up, and with a sound system that vibrated the chairs. Woah. Too bad the movie sucked. There are far too many Mary Sues in cinema nowadays. And clichées. The whole movie was a clichée. And it had far too much footage of the counterweights.

B. Why the bloody hell is fanfiction down again? I want to read my lovely new chapters! ::scorns Author Alert::

C. I’ve got to get back on digest for HP4GU. One should not have 219 specimines of intelligent Harry Potter related conversation after being gone for just one night.

D. I have fans! My Harry/Ginny Kitsunedream collaboration is one of a lucky, golden few chosen for a nifty fanart gallery. Yes, I realize this happens to everyone. Yes, I realize I’m entitled to my own delusions.

E. Josh has a weblog.

F. I’ve been getting a lot more reviews/comments for my Mary Sue litmus test on Writers University. Are fans suddenly getting a lot more vocal, or am I just getting a lot more hits? Curious.

G. Drat. Mimi wanted me to CG her Zim fanart. Bah. The drawings are nifty, but I’m not nearly as fond of cell-style. Flattish characters are never fun to CG.

H. I should be CGing the Cedric/Cho bookmark, not writing weblog entries.

I. I should be studying for my two tests in HAM and Government, not CGing.

J. HAM stands for “History of Art and Music”.

K. Evidently, fellow RMLer Bri was on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire”. And I missed it! ::kicks the concept of eating dinner with her family::

L. I spent the night at Gunstream, home of our wannabe lakehouse. To call it a lakehouse would be a definite stretch. ::wrinkles nose:: Anyway, we got a new hammock. It’s so comfortable! The next time we go, I’m sleeping outside. That is, if we bring lots of mosquito netting.

M. I took far too much film at Gunstream. Bah.

N. I did lots of astral photography! Yay! In 1 minute, 1.5 minutes, 30 minutes, and 1 hour long exposures! Yay! I hope they worked. Otherwise I shall feel very cross.

O. I saw a satellite. It might have been the International Space Station. And you didn’t. Nah, nah!

P. I want to fill out Ann’s survey. Bah. I will later.

Q. I’ve said “bah” a lot recently, haven’t I?

R. R is a boring letter. It should go away.

S. Where in the world is that page that had the lovely t-shirt Tanja made for Tanja-in-Latvia? That rocked. I would have posted a link, but it’s kind of hard considering that I don’t know where it is.

T. I want to see Moulin Rouge again.

U. Saturday morning was Nancy’s graduation brunch. It was very yayfun. I just wish that Nancy would remember every once in a while that Erin is a vegitarian.

V. There was this groovy video at Nancy’s brunch that had all these baby photos and pictures of her with her family and her sister and some pictures with her friends from when she was younger and pictures of us. It was happy! The Jets all cheered.

W. I told you all the WWWB story, didn’t I? Oh well. There’s this one line in H2$ where Finch says “Double-U, Double-U, Double-U, B. World Wide Wicket Buildings!”. Backstage, we all said “Dubba dubba double-u b!” . . . Well *I* was amused.

X. I’m doing a current events project on China. Right now, I’m supposed to have 3 or 4 articles. I have 7. Ye-Gods.

Y. Because we like you.

Z. M-O-U-S-E.