Cairnsy is my hero, by the way.

As for Percy acting as Percy, I’m going to be keeping a very close on Oliver and Percy during the film, I’m sure there will be some slashy moments there somewhere ….

Percy: Can you pass the salt, Oliver?

Oliver: Sure. *passes salt*

Cairnsy: *squeals* I TOLD you they were madly in love with each other! *dashes off to write about the hidden meanings behind the scene*