Swussian.com/capitalist is open! Yo! Go buy cool Tanja clothes! Now I know what I want to spend my summer job earnings on… And did I mention that I’m a model for s.c/c? (my new acronym for swussian.com/capitalist. Deal with it.) I’m in the “X” ad and the “Percy”/”Commie” ad! And even happier, my adoreable flambuoyantly gay Veela suffrage supporter, Bob the Pro-Gender-Equality Veela is advertising the “Evel” shirt! How cool is that! ::hugs Tanja:: Now go give Tanja your money! She deserves it!
Elmo said I was special! ::feels the ElmoLove:: Gay boyfriends rule. Yes, I have nothing else to post. except…
Chad asked me to see Final Fantasy with him. He originally wanted to see it tonight (on an IMAX screen! Booyeah!), but I have an evil HAM test tomorrow and an even more sinister Government paper due as well. Plus, I’m getting really behind on my government disk thing and my current events project. I was planning on catching up on it this week. Drat. I told him that I couldn’t go tonight, and he asked if I wanted to see it tomorrow. Of course, I’m seeing Final Fantasy on Friday with all the JETS, and I really don’t want to see it before then. I told him I’d call him back tomorrow about it. Can anyone think of any excuses I can use? Bah. Teenage politics is the bane of my existence.
::blinks:: I *seriously* hope Chad doesn’t read this weblog. In case he does, ::hugs::.
::cackles:: This kept me amused for quite some time. Read it.
All these silly alteridentities are catching up with me. Last night, I dreamed that I was Ellie from Jurassic Park. I ended up having to face this intelligent yet surprisingly daft velociraptor that spoke cultured English, and I ran around on catwalks that reminded me a great deal of a middle school playground at my school. All was amusing. We kept dropping heavy objects onto the other velociraptors to knock them out.
Wow. Just one post today! That’s got to be some kind of record for me, especially considering how many posts I’ve had the past few days. I suppose I’ll try the A-Z system. There’s bound to be something to talk about.
A. I just watched “North by Northwest”, a Hitchcock film. I think that Cary Grant could have benefitted a great deal if he had read “The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook”. I read some of that in a bookstore. Hilarious stuff.
B. Honoria is so cool. And she’s even cooler on AIM. You rock, Honoria! ::high fives and hugs::
C. Work is annoying. Today another helper showed up. Her name was Morgan. We got on the subject of after school activities, and I mentioned JETS. I jokingly mentioned that the robotics team from her school beat us. (AAARRGH! Highland Park is going down next year!) Naturally, Schoolpride!Morgan kicked in, and she had to explain to me just how much the HP team worked on their robot. Doesn’t she know that we put in just as much time? bah.
D. Ye gods… I don’t have the patience to read nearly 100 emails. Evelness.
E. I wish I had anything artworthy to post in the Sketch du Jour. Today was definitely an off day.
F. Aida is coming to Dallas. Dave Barry is coming to Dallas. I shall see both. I am indeed content. ::blinks:: ::squeals loudly::
G. Alicey met a Sirius clone. I want pictures NOW!
H. Let me face the peril! No, it’s far too perilous.
I. This is one of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen… read the first July 9th article at The Leaky Cauldron. WIAN is getting updated in her honor.
J. When will people understand that Anastasia isn’t Disney?
K. We had a mini-party in HAM today. I brought chips and dip. Only one person thanked me. Ungrateful pigs.
L. Megan shares an interesting story about willing suspension of disbelief…
on a random note, we’re doing that for a theatre class… we’ll all just be randomly placed on teh ped mall, and one person will start the song and everyone joins in and dance. then. when the song’s over, we all go back to whatever we were doign before, like nothing happened.
I think I’m going to round up the H2$ cast and try that sometime.
M. How did my email suddenly multiply to 200 new messages? This isn’t funny at all. Fie upon you, RML!
N. Starbucks is evil. We go there rather frequently during the break between Government and HAM. I’m glad that they have at least *one* coffee alternative, though.
O. If I can’t take my coffee break, something within me dies!
P. I need a lightsaber. Someone give me a lightsaber.
Q. Merriam-Webster’s word of the day is “rodomontade” rah-duh-mun-TAYD or rah-duh-mun-TAHD (noun)
R. I like duct tape. I think I’m going to get my sister to design a dress for me out of duct tape for the prom. That would rock.
S. Does it annoy anyone that Q and either X or Z have been eliminated from most phones? It’s about time they get Politically Correct.
T. I pity da foo’!
U. “I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together” — don’t the French have a word for that? –Ian Augustus. Why don’t you visit my Quotes Archive? I’ll try to update this weekend.
V. Yes, indeed.
W. I really should be asleep right now. Especially because I have a HAM test tomorrow.
X. Kell’s winning the poll. She should feel special. I feel sorry for Rocky and Bob.
Y. Kell has also revealed the secrets behind the word “Spockmonkey”. Read her blog and be enlightened.
Z. Will you join the Church of the God with a Really Cool Beard? You should.
I got a postcard from Ayano! Go me!
She has really nice handwriting… I’m envious. Actually, I’m not. I love my handwriting. It gets more and more illegible every day. I should scan in a page of my Government notes for you guys. It’s so amusing.
::blinks::
::is terrified::
This is even scarier that “All your base are belong to us” and “Do you have stairs in your house?” put together. Don’t watch it without a teddy bear.
::cackles:: Click here. It’s a bad picture, but the subject matter makes up for it.
Hmmm… no one has commented on my blog today. I must be losing my touch.
Those Red Dwarf books really are fabulous, aren’t they, Rebecca? I have “Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers” and “Better Than Life”. I’ll have to check to see if there are any others when I go to Cambridge. RD is much more popular in the UK, so hopefully I’ll be able to find them more easily. Ditto for Terry Pratchett. I’ve been searching everywhere for the second Discworld book (The Light Fantastic). I just don’t feel like using Amazon.