Bah! Why is ICQ being evel? I want to talk with Tanja! ::flails::

That was certainly a disturbing experience. Here I was, asleep in my comfy, small, twin bed, when all of the sudden, I feel something rustling. It wakes me up. I see a blurry face and body hovering at the foot of my bed. I’m too deeply asleep to scream. My eyes focus, and I see a person that I’m pretty sure is Serena Carr, my sister’s friend. What the heck!?! “Do you want to go to sleep?” I ask her in my half-dazed stupor. She nods. I’m willing to bet she’s slightly intoxicated. “There are couches downstairs” I say. She nods again and climbs onto the foot of my bed, pulling up my sheets and pulling them over her legs. I look at the clock and see that it’s 7:15. I’m starting to fully wake up now, and I realize that it’s going to require a great deal of effort to get rid of this problem. I get out of bed and move to my computer chair, kissing goodbye 2 1/2 more hours of sleep. “It’s all yours”, I say. She immediately buries herself beneath my sheets, smiling widely, and falls asleep within about 5 seconds. I’m officially disturbed.

Has anyone here heard of Bob Vila? He’s that guy that does commercials for Craftsman tools (specifically Craftsman auto-lock). He’s also Tim’s rival on Home Improvement, if you ever watch that show. Talking with Tanja today, I realized that most people probably haven’t heard of him, which is annoying, because I had this great joke about Bob the Gender-Equality Veela being named Bob Veela. ::frowls:: Why doesn’t anyone ever get my jokes?

I got this stuck in my head today and I knew I had to post it. By the brilliant CMC of HP4GU.



The Death Eaters’ Anthem — to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club theme

Who’s the skull-projecting gang

That causes such distress?

D-E-A-T-H E-A-T-E-R-S

The house of Gryffindor, we think, should have one student less

D-E-A-T-H E-A-T-E-R-S

We eat death! Like Macbeth!

Avada Kedrava, it’s your final breath!

Death! Breath! Yeth!

We slithered out from Slytherin to serve him fearfully

V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-silent-T!

He’s now alive, and come Book Five, then Potter’s history:

V-O-L “He’ll give Harry ‘L’”

D-E-M – “He’ll get the rest of ‘em, too!”

O-R-silent-T

::cackles:: I love Tanja’s comment to my new Daily Sketch blog, Sailor Lincoln and the Spockmonkey of Doom.

You are improving so fast it frightens me- what if you will start CGing your own art?

I am rather obsessed with collaborations, aren’t I? I mean, right now I’m working on:

  1. Cho/Cedric Bookmark – Monica

  2. Merpeople – Naria

  3. Malfoy Family – Alicey

  4. and more that I’ve probably forgotten.

And Tanja’s right. I *am* improving. Yay! Look at this sketch I did about this time last year. Ugh! Awful drawing! And a *FURRY*! I hate furries! (except for Tigrin, because hers rock).

Erm… I think that’s all I have to say.

Why am I the only person posting to her weblog? It’s disturbing. It’s almost like time is standing still for you guys! POOOOOOOOST!

My eye hurts. I bet it’s your fault.