Now that I’m a mod on WOFS, I’ve been getting delusions of grandeur. Especially when I think of the amusing observation that “Mod” and “God” rhyme.
My last five moods on the little imood thingy have been “energetic, annoyed, uninspired, bitter, joyful”. Such emotional progression!
::thwaps Blogger:: Why does it always take forever for Blogger to post? Gah. I want to give Greymatter a try, but I keep having installation problems and none of the stupid little twits on the message board will help me. Morons.
I got a new sketchbook today! I’ve decided to christen it “Now there’s a man who truly knows his cheeses”. Thoughts?
I must be getting old. Today I lost my ability to open childproof containers.
::laughs nonstop for about 15 years:: Somehow, Gavin (one of the H2$ guys) found my website. Don’t ask me how. Anyway, he told me that I had a really nifty website (not his exact words, of course) … Why don’t I just post his message?
Haha, hey, it’s Gavin.. you know, Tackaberry, from H2S =) A friend of mine found your website on the net and found those pictures from the play.. that’s really cool! I didn’t know you had your own website and stuff.. it looks like you’re doing a great job! I just wanted to see how you were doing, and wanted to extend my compliments on your web work.
So… he actually saw my website? As in “not just the H2$ stuff”? As in “the whole bloody tnm.n empire”? I wonder what stuff he saw. The HP site, possibly? So now he does about my bizarre etymology fixation. Great. Or the Quotes Archive? More likely. I’m sure he would have been amused. My weblog? Crud. I really doubt if he’d get all the inside jokes about me marrying Tanja. And the first post he would have seen would have been that poem about Malfoy! Gah! I think I’ve learned the lesson Tanja learned a few months ago: never post what you don’t want your friends to see. I just hope he didn’t read any of my complaints about Haley. I mean, she was a great Smitty! It’s all in the ego, eh? We’re the centers to our own universe! I’m sure that she thought she was much better than I was. No biggie. ::sigh:: What tangled webs we weave…
Would you believe that before today, I had never drawn any of the Dursleys?
“S” is for Smeltings. Harry gets an oversize sweatshirt and a wifebeater. And a 1/4 grapefruit. Lucky boy.
More heroes! Hannah from the Cassie and Rhysenn egroup shares with us a hilarious poem about canon Malfoy’s reaction to fanon Malfoy. Hilarity ensues. I thought you HP fanfic fans would appreciate this.
When Draco Met … Draco. (by Hannah Roderick)
My name is Draco Malfoy
And I’m Harry Potter’s foe.
We aren’t pals and we don’t get on
As readers worldwide know.Yet one day not so long ago
I got onto the net,
And shockingly I found a fic
In which I wasn’t het!Rhysenn’s Irresistible Poison
Had me making the wrong potion.
She pairs me up with Potter –
A quite terrifying notion.Next thing I’m dressed in wellies,
A red coat, no underwear –
And once again I’m snogging Potter,
She’s scaring me, I swear!Now let’s move on to somebody
Who’s also mad ’bout me.
She calls herself Cassandra Claire
And made me snog Ginny.I thought Gin fancied Harry
But Cassie’s paired him up with Herm.
So by default I’m her love interest –
Possibly long-term.Well, at least I needn’t kiss *him*
Which is rather a relief,
Even though Cassandra’s me
Has turned over a new leaf.Now let’s get this straight, girlies,
I’m not nice somewhere inside.
This Draco’s deeply sinister
I’m King of the Slytherin pride.I don’t wear leather trousers
(no, not even on weekends)
I’m damned if Granger’s pretty,
I’m not one of Potter’s friends.I’ve never harboured lusty thoughts
About any other male,
Except of course for Severus Snape,
But that’s another tale …
::round of applause for Hannah::
How cool am I? I did a one-page paper on a topic I knew nothing about in 25 minutes, during my class breaks. That’s got to be a record.
Evidently the Portugese guy emailed me again. This is the real story:
Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a *huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and the Seven Dwarfs enter…
I don’t think I’ll download the punchline, though. XD