Amusing quotes of the week:

This is a “round peg to square hole” conversion adapter. –Mr. Taylor, Multimedia Engineering

It’s the shiny blue plastic moose call… of Physics! –Mr. Lohstreter, Multimedia Engineering

For all those mooses that like A’s two octaves below middle C, this will get them coming! –Mr. Taylor, Multimedia Engineering

Mr. Taylor: Something’s got to give. It’s either you or the car.

Me: The other car!

–Referring to the physics of car collisions in Math Phys class

The first thing I do when I get to Y.O. [Ranch] is say “Let me see your E-shaped fence”. –Mr. Dubsky, referring to a calculus problem featuring an E-shaped fence, which amused us greatly

Yes, Dubsky is going to spend his Yom Kippur at Six Flags. –Kristen

Chungy: I’m going to be a janitor!

Me: At The Pentagon? Wow, that’s what I’m going to do with my Hockaday education!