Note to self: Putting off your research paper by trying to make it more tolerable is not a good idea. Actual content removed for the sake of my weblog readers’ sanity.

Fiendishly Evil Research Paper Outline of Doom

By Priscilla the Infinitely Wise, Destroyer of Grammatical Rules Involving Parallel Structure

I. Intro

II. PrimaFluff

III. Fluff – Part Deux

IV. Le Troisième Fluffe

V. QuatroFluff

VI. Fluffe de Cinq?

VII. Loose Ends and Such

VIII. Conclusion of Doom

Gah, I really have to work. Why am I such a lazy slacker?