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I saw Aida today. It was ultragroovy, though not as ultragroovy as it was on Broadway. Yayness! After the show, Rachel B and I starting singing the Forbidden Broadway AIDA songs, and all were amused. Though we were good friends before, I feel especially close to Rachel now, as she was the only one of my friends to come to my grandfather’s funeral yesterday. So she gets ultracookiepoints. Yay!

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I don’t know how this specific entry got deleted, but here it is again, restructured and restored and all…

“Ode to my Bed”

written last year, and found this morning while looking through my files

When I’m exhausted and feel rather dead,

When I need a place just to rest my poor head,

When I am sleepy, when I am tired,

When I am bored and feel quite uninspired,

I go to my bed and begin to count sheep.

Before I know it, I’ve fallen asleep.

To fall asleep, perchance, to dream

Is loved even better than peaches and cream.

For sleep is the greatest of parts of my life.

I just go to sleep and forget all my strife.

I think I’ll submit it to the school’s literary magazine. Muah.

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I updated the Daily Sketch, and prepared all the files necessary so that I can update tomorrow and Monday (and possibly Tuesday) as well. And there was much rejoicing. Pretty lame drawing, but like the picture of Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, it amused me too much to be left out.

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Sannali gets a cookie. Not only did she update None of this Nonsense, Please and read a bunch of Discworld books, but she’s started a sect of public library worship and checked out more! But do us a favor and DON’T read The Fifth Elephant before you read any of the other Watch books. Start with Guards! Guards! instead. I started the Watch with Feet of Clay and I really disliked it, then I went back and read the Watch books in order and I absolutely loved them all to pieces. So yay. Read Hogfather. I just started it myself. Because if you start with Fifth Elephant, ye shall be confused.

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Looking through Tendre Poisson, Tanja’s sketchblog, I am struck again with just how much this image amuses me. I just got a mad fit of the giggles. It’s now my desktop, because I’m tired of looking at the FictionAlley logo art. Mwaa. I need to update Sailor Lincoln. I have plenty of new art, but I’m just too lazy to scan and post it. Feh.

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It creeps me out when people I don’t know read my weblog. Gah. ::jumps at small noises::

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Holy cow… I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more violent rainstorm. Ye gods… I hope the power doesn’t go out.