5 Bands People Should Give a Listen:

01. Chad Mitchell Trio

02. Christine Lavin or “Four Bitchin’ Babes”

03. The Rounder Girls

04. Weird Al Yankovic

05. The Beatles (goes without saying. If you haven’t given a listen, you must be living in a cave)

5 Things That Turn You On About People:

01. sense of humor or appreciation of puns

02. interests in common

03. pretty eyes ::hearts Paul McCartney::

04. willingness to accept friends with tendencies to burst into song

05. intelligence, but not a whole lot more than I have. Then I have to resent them.

5 Movies You Watch All of the Time:

01. Spaceballs (and other amusing Mel Brooks movies)

02. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

03. Moulin Rouge

04. The Matrix

05. original Star Wars trilogy

5 Songs on Your MP3 List Right Now:

01. “I Love You Baby”, Brak

02. “Cell Block Tango”, Chicago

03. “Shopping Cart of Love”, Christine Lavin

04. “Kidnap the Santy Claws”, Nightmare Before Christmas

05. “Take Five”, Dave Brubeck

…and thanks to the magic of KaZaA, nearly the entire Discworld series in e-texts. God Bless America.

5 Things People Should Know About You:

01. my initials are obscene

02. my greatest fears as a child were parrots and elevator doors.

03. I’m writing a musical (yes, you know it, but it doesn’t mean everyone else knows it)

04. my hair is untameable. Don’t even try.

05. my ego is the answer to scientist’s queries regarding the vast quantities of unaccountable mass in the universe.

5 Things On Your Desk Right Now:

01. one of those clear plastic balls (that lights up if you hit it hard enough) that people give away randomly

02. hanging off a clip lamp thing I never use: a bunch of Mardi Gras beads, the Mulder badge I used for Halloween in 8th grade, the bookmark Claudia made for me, a necklace, and my Smitty glasses

03. The Last Hero, by Terry Pratchett.

04. invitations to the opening of my photography show

05. a bunch of CDs I’m mixing for a CD for Renata

5 Things You Say the Most:

01. “Goodness.”

02. “Meanwhile, back in Priscilla’s head…” or “Meanwhile, back at the ranch…”

03. “Arg.”

04. “Help?”

05. “Holy cow!”

5 Things You Do Not Understand About Your Own Sex:

01. makeup

02. the need for short skirts at an all girl school

03. desire to skip meals

04. desire for huge tracts of land

05. obsession with clothes and shopping