Hi. My name is Priscilla. What’s yours? I had an interesting weekend.

1. I started reading Sandman, which is awesome and addictive. I’ve only bought the first four books, but I have a feeling that this number shall increase quickly. Especially because there are comic book stores down the block from my dorm and on the way from my classroom to Utrecht, the art store. Curse my proximity to everything!

2. I went to my aunt/cousin’s house in Montauk for the weekend, which was convenient, as on Saturday afternoon, there was an explosion at a power plant, sending all below 14th Street into blackout for 8 hours. I could never survive without my fan! Thank Percy! On the way, I finished Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, read Sandman: 1 & 2, and started Stardust. Jolly good.

3. In Montauk, we sat on the beach, reading, for hours. Warm sun, cool sea breeze… ah, this is the life.

4. Then we went swimming. In a pool. Fun.

5. I had to make two self-portraits, one in pencil, the other in ink. The pencil one was annoying, so for the ink one, I made a really nifty composition that excluded my head. Muaha. I love bending rules.

6. I played with water-soluble colored pencils. Yay. I spoil myself.

7. On the way back, we listened to lots of happy music. I am officially a Tori Amos fan. ::hearts Little Earthquakes and Choirgirl::

I’m sure I’ve posted this before, but I’m in love with this guestbook entry. Thank you for making my day multiple times over.

Right, then. Sar’nt Major?

Right sah! YEW THERE—YEW WIV THE WEB PAGES AND THE RONALD BLINKIN’ SEARLE AND THE HAIRY BUM—erm, POTTER! OI’LL ’AVE YEW KNOW THAT YEW ARE CONT-RA-VENIN’ THE KING’S REG-U-LATIONS BY BEIN’ FUNNY WIV-OUT ORDERS! THIS IS AN OFFENSE PUNISHABLE BY BEIN’ FORCED TO READ THE COL-LECTED WORKS OF LORD BULWER-LYTTON IN A *NON-IRONIC* WAY. ROIGHT! SO WHEN OI COME BACK ’RAHND, OI WILL HEX-PECT TO SEE YEW BE’AVIN’ YERSELF LAHK A PROPER WEB-BIRD, WIV ALL FLUFFY BITS AN’ THAT. ROIGHT? ROIGHT, THEN!

Oh, I don’t know, Sergeant. Don’t you think *all* of Bulwer-Lytton is…well…a bit much?

Got to keep the troops in line, sah! One sign of weakness and they’ll be takin’ liberties like no next week, sah!

Oh, very well, Sergeant Major. Dismissed.

Sah! Atteeeennnnnn-SHUN! DIIISSSSSSS-MISSED!

(In other words, your pages were quite good, and bits of them were very good. I am pleased and amused.)

Alicey — I’m on AIM under “Priscellie”. IM me, you fiend! Though I may move to the Cybercafe soon, as the computers are happy and faster and I can use Y!M.

Wow! Thanks for the point-out, Renata!

petersburg:

abraham– musical version of lincoln’s life, 8 pm. july 19-21 and 6-28, theatre in the park at new salem state historic site. adults, $8; 12 and under, $3.

Wow, to see a musical about Lincoln? Gravy! Who wouldn’t want to get in on the all-singing, all-dancing, all-Civil-War American President?

Rebecca, I’ll leave it to you to find a musical about Wilson. With The Civil War, now Lincoln has *two*. Muah!

Friday Five, plus the Lyrics Survey. Foom.

1. Where were you born? Dallas, Texas

2. If you still live there, where would you rather move to? If you don’t live there, do you want to move back? Why or why not? Yup, still live there. I’d probably move to another major city, if I had to. Penn is currently my top college choice, so Philadelphia would be nifty.

3. Where in the world do you feel the safest? Dallas. Home. I felt relatively safe in NY until a few minutes ago, when I got hassled by some homeless people who kept following me and saying I was a pretty girl and asking me for a date until I gave them change and escaped into the library. Yeah, that wasn’t much fun.

4. Do you feel you are well-traveled? Insanely well-traveled, much to my chagrin. I don’t like travelling much, but I’ve been bloody everywhere. ::sigh::

5. Where is the most interesting place you’ve been? England and NYC, I suppose.

0. Band/Lyrics source: I started doing The Beatles (as if there were any doubt), but when I started going through the questions, I got the urge to answer them with “Bat Boy” lyrics. Then I considered MAA. Muaha. Yes, I know that’s not how it’s supposed to work. Bite me.

1. Are you Male or female?

Beatles: “Girl… ::loud inhaling sound::”

MAA: “Now they claim we need representation

From trolls, dwarfs, and women… and also undead.”

Bat Boy: “One thing alone saved me from despair, back in my feral stage.

Once in a while she would meet my stare, then I’d forget the cage.”

2. Describe yourself:

Bat Boy: “You call him ‘Beast’ or ‘Changeling’, or ‘Demon Chimpanzee’.”

Beatles: “With your long brown hair and your eyes are blue, you’re too much.”

MAA: “We’re devoted, whatever then may pass.

We’ll apprehend unruly citizens and kick them in the… knee.” (a personal favourite lyric)

3. How do you feel about yourself?

Bat Boy: “I don’t care what people say.”

MAA: “All I need is coffee and a drink”

Beatles: “She’s making me feel like I’ve never been wrong.”

4. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend: (I don’t have one?)

Beatles: “You are making me frantic

Sail across the Atlantic

To be where you belong.”

MAA: “I couldn’t help thinking I wanted more

Than the occasional smile and a good rapport,

But there’s just one fact I couldn’t quite ignore.”

Bat Boy: “Such a lovely boy

Look at what you’ve done to me

Woke me up and set me free.”

(or more accurately) “It’s hideous! It’s not right!”

6. Describe where you live:

Bat Boy:“A three-bedroom house

With a white-picket fence

And a gun, and a lawyer, so smile!”

Beatles: “Been away so long I hardly knew the place,

Gee, it’s good to be back home.”

MAA: (lyrics still tentative)

“We promise not to rob you blind

Or kill you in your sleep

Although they say it’s unrefined

To make an oath that you won’t keep”

7. Describe how you love:

Bat Boy: “Once I thought you were weird

But then my doubts disappeared.

I think you’re normaller than they.”

MAA: “If I ever fall in love, it’s going to be you.”

Beatles: “And in the end,

The love you take

Is equal to the love you make.”

9. Share a few words of wisdom:

Beatles: “I am the Walrus! Goo goo goo choob!”

MAA: “A sheet of chainmail can’t cover up lycanthropy.”

Bat Boy: “Love your neighbor, forgive, keep your vows

And a mountain’s no place to raise cows.”

Now that I look back, I see that RENT would have worked rather nicely. Oh well. ::shrugs:: Enjoy whatever MAA cookieage can be derived from said quotations. In no particular order, lyrics were drawn from “Too Much to Lose”, “Fair Warning” (still looking for a real title), the Vimes and Sybil song (no idea about the name yet), “Men at Arms”, “Reports” (another needing a real name) and “I, Comma”.

Oh, this is too perfect. It turns out that Frank Sinatra has a song called “My Kind of Town”. Oh, this is just begging for a parody in MAA. (Especially since “Chicago” has the same number of syllables as “Ankh-Morpork”. Too good to be true). I especially love how we both rhymed “won’t let me down”/”my kind of town” before I even knew this song existed. Great minds think alike, say I.

To boot, while walking around The Cloisters yesterday, I came up with the ending to “My Kind of Town”. Man, I would give a kidney to see this thing staged… That’s what college is for, I suppose.

My Review of “Silence of the Lambs”:

Y’know… I could have sworn that poster said 8PM in front of Marlton… What do you mean they left at 7? ::looks at poster:: Oh.