I love you all. Muah.

1. [Spell your name backwards] allicsirp (or eillecsirp, take your preference)

2. [Where do you live?]: Dallas

3. [Describe yourself in 4 words]: dear god not again

4. [Who/WHAT is your worst enemy?]: other drivers

5. [If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]:

6. [What is the latest you’ve ever stayed up:] all night?

7. [Ever been to Belgium?]: Yes, actually. But I was 4 at the time.

8. [What’s your favorite coin?]: penny! Lincoln power! Ha, you don’t see Woodrow Wilson on any form of coinage!

DESCRIBE YOUR

9. [Wallet]: black, with a Paul Frank monkey head. It’s a nice monkey.

10. [Brush]: sea green

11. [Toothbrush]: purple

12. [Jewelry worn daily]: my watch (I’ve had it for three years and it’s getting a tad inaccurate, but no one cares), and either my senior ring or my heart ring (my sister and I both have them)

13. [Pillow cover]: I have several pillows. Most are festive and colorful.

14. [Blanket]: Festive and colorful, matching the pillows.

15. [Coffee cup]: I don’t drink coffee, but I take my hot chocolate in a coffee mug I made several years ago that has a very caffinated-looking sun and the words “Wake up and smell the coffee!”. It’s awesome. The background is blue, with perfect white polka dots. Go me.

16. [Sunglasses]: pretty blue polarized ones. Yay.

17. [Underwear]: huge and granny-sized

18. [Shoes]: size 42 Birkenstocks. Har.

19. [Handbag]: nonexistent

20. [Favorite top]: a blue baby doll shirt with the words “Percy is God and Boba Fett”, courtesy of Tanja.

21. [Favorite pants]: dark blue jeans

22. [Cologne/Perfume]: eau de Gaspode (I don’t use perfume)

23. [CD in stereo right now]: Urinetown, with Renata’s Tori mix CD and Dido and Aeneas up next.

24. [Tattoos]: yuck

25. [Piercings]: yuck again

26. [Wearing]: said Birkenstocks, said jeans, and a dark red shirt with “CUBA” in off-white letters.

27. [Hair]: in a ponytail, at the moment

28. [Makeup]: evil

WHAT/WHO (is/are)

29. [In my mouth]: teeth, tongue, saliva

30. [In my head]: a complex neural network

31. [Wishing]: my friends were on Y!M. Also that the evil burn mark on my forehead would heal.

32. [After this]: I shall get back to work on Britt’s birthday card

33. [Talking to]: no one… ::glares at Y!M window::

34. [Eating]: a tall Tazoberry, courtesy of Starbucks

35. [Do you like candles]: yes, but not burning in my room. That’s how my cousins lost their house a few months ago.

36. [Do you like hot wax]: yes, it’s fun to play with, if you don’t burn yourself.

37. [Do you like incense]: no

38. [Do you like the taste of blood]: zer drink zat’s in zer livink vein, Is not zer drink for me… ::clutches black ribbon on lapel::

40. [If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?] no one. I might say I could kill someone, but I’d drive myself insane with guilt.

41. [Person you wish you could be with right now]: Alicey. Or Tanja. or Chungy. or Sannali. or Renata. or anyone reading this.

42. [What/Who is next to you]: my cd player

43. [What do you want done with your body when you die]: exquisitely preserved and put on display in a public place to frighten small children. Actually, no.

44. [Do you believe in love]: I don’t know if I even am a true Bohemian revolutionary!

45. [Do you believe in soulmates]: if so, I have several

46. [Do you believe in love at first sight]: no

47. [Do you believe in Heaven]: I don’t think about it much

48. [Do you believe in forgiveness]: yes

49. [Do you believe in God]: a higher power, yes, but not the standard, Christian-accepted god.

50. [What’s something you wish you could understand better]: why it’s taking so bloody long for JK Rowling to finish book 5.