Goodness! More quotes! As soon as my life gets to a healthy level of sanity, I’m going to update the actual archive. Hurrah!
Chungy: Why do teachers get a sick satisfaction out of seeing students in pain?
Loh: It’s not the pain, it’s the overly dramatic reaction to it that we like.
Ah dun math on it!
You’re going to be the only girl on Broadway who knows the Heine-Borel theorem!
Mr. Dubsky: Imagine a room filled with an infinite number of blankets–
Me: A room of infinite blankets? Oh, Mr. Dubsky, not first period on a Monday morning…
Think about French people when you draw it. It makes it easier.
…And in the end, the force you take is equal to the force you make.
Marcelina: I like mu! It’s the first letter of my name!
Me: Mu-celini?
Marcelina: Who was Schrodinger?
Me: He did experiments with dead cats.
There’s nothing that can’t be fixed with a little love and a hammer.
…so if you drink coffee, you lose your wobble?
Loh: So how would you measure your mass in space?
Me: You hit them with a baseball bat and see how fast they go.
Loh: So you take your calibrated baseball bat…