Wow, this is certainly an exercise in self-control. I read half of Night Watch, and I’m saving the other half for tomorrow. (…) Wait a second. That’s what I was planning to do until I wrote it down, but then I remembered that tomorrow I have both Dark of the Moon and Dido and Aeneas rehearsals (meaning that I don’t get out until 8), and I have over 100 pages of Mill on the Floss to read for Wednesday. Decisions, decisions. Maybe I’ll read a bit more of Night Watch tonight to make up for tomorrow, then finish it Wednesday. That works. ::nods:: Yes. Now back to Vimes.

I love Vimes. I. Love. Vimes. Night Watch brings prodding buttock to a new level.