Scene from a couple weeks ago:

DMV Lady: Read the fifth line.

Me: ::reads the fifth line::

DMV Lady: (pause) try that again.

Me: ::rereads the fifth line::

DMV Lady: Close enough.

Scene from a few days ago:

Julia: ::plays with Hayden’s glasses::

Me: Hey, Hayden! Can I try on your glasses?

Hayden: Sure. They’re very low perscription, though.

Me: ::tries on Hayden’s glasses::

::looks around::

::sees “Come And Take It” cannon Alamo flag::

::takes off glasses::

::can no longer read flag::

::puts glasses on again::

::takes them off again::

::puts them on again::

Me: Oh. Well then.

I’m probably getting glasses.