Musings on His Lordship’s attire…

Me: okay, the torso looks fine, but the bottom half makes him look like the Prettiest Girl at the Prom.

Mon: *dies laughing*

Me: yay for Vetinari in a Dress.

Mon: put him in pants

Me: pants aren’t intimidating enough

Me: intimidating men wear robes or dresses and stuff. Darth Vader wore a skirt.