I am such a t00b. Because I’ve been having some difficulty trying to loudly belt out “It’s All the Same” whilst energetically table-dancing, I decided to give myself some practice trying to sing while physically exerting myself*. So I spent the last 15 minutes on my dad’s rowing machine, singing along with my CD player, “It’s All the Same” set on “repeat”. I could have made myself do more, but my voice was giving out, so I decided not to overexert myself. Tomorrow, I’ll do it again, and over time, perhaps I’ll be able to increase the duration or intensity. And I’ll put a lot more time into memorizing the dance, outside of rehearsals. I have the steps down, more or less, but they’re still way too awkward. It needs to be much more fluid before I can start adding character depth.

Come April 30th, I will ownz this number. Yo.

Yes, singing is quite a workout in itself. Let’s say “physical exertion in addition to the strain of singing.” Does that make you happier?