Mum told me today that New York City is under “red alert” today.

Didn’t I read somewhere that “red alert” was martial law? Mum most likely misinformed.

Spring Break Statistics: (hey, start a meme! ::preens::)

1 digital camera battery drained (curses! foiled again!)

2 cities visited

2 books read to parents (Feet of Clay and Mort)

2 stage door stalkings (MoLM and Nine)

3 museums visited (Metropolitan, Matisse/Picasso at MoMA QNS, and Degas in Philadelphia)

5 musicals seen (MoLM, La Boheme, The Last Five Years, Urinetown, and Nine)

30 rolls of film taken

150+ women outside the theatre (Nine) ready to kill me (see below)

And now, sleep. Must wake up early to compensate for airport security delays.