Spam titled “Priscilla, Rates at an All-time Low. Do Yourself a Favor”. The text:

But let his Grace, when he shall hear my name,

Say only this: Gardiner procured the same.

[Enter young Cromwell.]

LIEUTENANT.

Here is your son, come to take his leave.

CROMWELL.

Care to join me in a rousing rendition of “What the Heck?”