I laughed until I cried. New quote of the day:

Alicey: my heart has been crushed!

Alicey: mon and sam vimes have married!

Sam: Well, you’re still her first love. She pines for you, I’m sure. Go on, Moni. Pine.

Moni: *pines*

Sam: See?

Alicey: my hate surrounds me

(and it becomes even BETTER when you realize that Alicey is speaking in haiku!)