Blogger was on crack this morning. Wah. Anyway, last night I dreamed that I found The One Ring in a used bookstore. And when Sauron started chasing after me (I knew he would catch up any second), I had to choose either to run away as fast as possible or pay for my books first. I chose to risk Sauron’s wrath and pay for the books.

I need psychologial help.

Stardust

You are Stardust! You are whimsical, creative, and spirited. You might be seen as naive and foolhardy, which is a little true, but it can also be called bravery. Youre idealistic and people might think youre a little off because you talk about some strange things. You probably love nature, whether its you love animals, nature walks or just admiring it from afar. Youre a creative person and like to write short stories or poems and draw and paint. You have a sly, self-depreciating sense of humor and are a blast to be with because of your adventurous personality.

Which Neil Gaiman book are you?

Dude, this reminds me. I haven’t finished Stardust yet! I was reading it, then I misplaced it, so I started reading something else. When I found it again, it had lost its place in the queue. Hmm, maybe when I finish Bridget Jones… I hope I haven’t lent it out.

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

W00t! Got plane tickets to Lafayette! ::does a little dance::

And that’s all I have to say about that.

I laughed until I cried. New quote of the day:

Alicey: my heart has been crushed!

Alicey: mon and sam vimes have married!

Sam: Well, you’re still her first love. She pines for you, I’m sure. Go on, Moni. Pine.

Moni: *pines*

Sam: See?

Alicey: my hate surrounds me

(and it becomes even BETTER when you realize that Alicey is speaking in haiku!)

Quote of the Day:

“See, that´s why I loff my husband. He writes Percy fic for me, and I draw half-naked slutty women for him. –Moni, referring to Sam

Does anyone know how to contact Dave Barry? I thought it might be fun to inform him about Blog in Haiku day. Or even Neil Gaiman. He might think it nifty.

Or to put it another way:

Let’s tell Dave and Neil

About Blog-In-Haiku Day!

Anyone know how?