Quote of the Day: “I went to see PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN for the second time, tonight. Tell me, why does Johnny Depp have to be so hot, married to a supermodel, and living in Paris? That sort of sexiness should not be squandered on one woman, but shared, like a perpetual natural resource, which we could bottle and export to other countries which may be starving for moody weirdos with chocolate brown eyes and pouty lips.” –Vavoomy