Moni and I are quite proud of the Scale of Gay that we put together today. Go vote on Aziraphale’s hair!

Highlights of the Conversation:

Pris: Aziraphale is cute beyond words! *schnoogles him senseless*

Moni: hehehehe

Moni: I want to give him a hug

Pris: me too!

Moni: he ish sho adorable

Pris: I mean, Crowley I want to shag senseless, but Aziraphale I want to hold hands with and get married to and live in a three-bedroom house with a white picket fence and colorful window shutters.

Moni: would you say the hair is gay enough?

Pris: the hair is delightfully gay.

Moni: excellent.

Moni: and of course, no man can be 100% straight while going out to dinner with Crowley for over 6000 years.

Pris: not a chance

Pris: heck, he’s lucky to have lasted 5 minutes

Pris: Hmm… who defines manly heterosexual manliness?

Moni: no idea

Moni: everybody can be slashed in our fandom

Pris: I know! It’s evil!

Moni: even angels and demons

Pris: especially angels and demons

Pris: Hee, how about Sean “I am not gay” Biggerstaff. XD

Moni: *laughs*

Pris: he can be 40%

Moni: sorry, he´s got gay written all over him

Moni: in big red letters

Pris: *laughs*

Pris: Of his own writing

Moni: actually, make that big purple letters

Moni: with glitter

Pris: Person: So, about your friendship with Chris Rankin…

Sean: I’M NOT GAY!

Pris: Wah, is there not a nonambiguously straight guy left on the planet?

Moni: Urgh. Urgh. I am seeing Sam´s manip of Vimes licking Vetinari in my mind. So I’d say no.

Pris: Hmm… the only thing is that Liberace IS gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.