(And just out of curiosity, is there anyone out there who reads my blog that hasn’t read OoP yet? Do I really need to worry about spoiler warnings this late in the game?)
Mum and I were attending to skincare this evening. I had just finished Chapter 33 of OoP, so mum now knows who snuffed it, and she was feeling a bit down. In an effort to lighten the mood, I told her about Sam’s “Dead Sirius” pun. We chuckled about it. Then, without realizing it, she goes back to my face and says “That’s a serious blackhead there.” I immediately choked and mum realized what she said. We both laughed so hard that we had to run from the room, collapsing on the ground and laughing so hard we were in tears. We decided that this is what Hermione said to Harry when she saw his godfather appear in the Gryffindor common room fire.
Puns = good.
Bad puns = “I wish I’d come up with that first”
I’m going to miss my overly pun-addicted family.
*raises eyebrow coyly*
You send me your address, I’ll send you mine.
pspencer@seas.upenn.edu
*resumes packing for Penn*
Moni and I are quite proud of the Scale of Gay that we put together today. Go vote on Aziraphale’s hair!
Highlights of the Conversation:
Pris: Aziraphale is cute beyond words! *schnoogles him senseless*
Moni: hehehehe
Moni: I want to give him a hug
Pris: me too!
Moni: he ish sho adorable
Pris: I mean, Crowley I want to shag senseless, but Aziraphale I want to hold hands with and get married to and live in a three-bedroom house with a white picket fence and colorful window shutters.
Moni: would you say the hair is gay enough?
Pris: the hair is delightfully gay.
Moni: excellent.
Moni: and of course, no man can be 100% straight while going out to dinner with Crowley for over 6000 years.
Pris: not a chance
Pris: heck, he’s lucky to have lasted 5 minutes
Pris: Hmm… who defines manly heterosexual manliness?
Moni: no idea
Moni: everybody can be slashed in our fandom
Pris: I know! It’s evil!
Moni: even angels and demons
Pris: especially angels and demons
Pris: Hee, how about Sean “I am not gay” Biggerstaff. XD
Moni: *laughs*
Pris: he can be 40%
Moni: sorry, he´s got gay written all over him
Moni: in big red letters
Pris: *laughs*
Pris: Of his own writing
Moni: actually, make that big purple letters
Moni: with glitter
Pris: Person: So, about your friendship with Chris Rankin…
Sean: I’M NOT GAY!
Pris: Wah, is there not a nonambiguously straight guy left on the planet?
Moni: Urgh. Urgh. I am seeing Sam´s manip of Vimes licking Vetinari in my mind. So I’d say no.
Pris: Hmm… the only thing is that Liberace IS gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
*dies laughing* In preparation for college, I’m transferring everything of consequence on HAL to Jimmy so that I have it with me at Penn. At the same time, I’m taking the opportunity to clear HAL of everything I no longer need. Very very worth the time. In the scourge, I came across these.
From the ORIGINAL “Very Secret Project,” the Draco Trilogy Calendar: Take One! Back when Moni and I were deluded enough to think that we could do the whole thing ourselves. Featuring Transition!Starling and WowThisCGisCrap!Me.
Blaise
Charlie
Fleur
Ginny
Pansy
Ron
*will laugh about this all evening*
Hee! I love Tori.
But, this musical brought me to an interesting conclusion. Jesus is the ultimate Mary Sue. I mean, think about it. He’s good looking–tall and fair in a society of the short and dark. He’s got a tragic past (the king tried to kill him when he was just a baby). He’s omnipotent. He’s loved by children. The facts all lay out just right. Jesus is a Mary Sue.
*hugs* I shall miss all my ikkle ones!
Hee! Just found an early version of “Apology to a Cow” on KaZaA. Wow, that’s messed up. Hee, I can just imagine (in my delusions of grandeur) people finding my early drafts of MAA songs and laughing their heads off. Heck, I’m terribly amused by stuff I thought was finished a year ago. Yay for nascent musical theatre!