Quote of the Day: “I went to see PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN for the second time, tonight. Tell me, why does Johnny Depp have to be so hot, married to a supermodel, and living in Paris? That sort of sexiness should not be squandered on one woman, but shared, like a perpetual natural resource, which we could bottle and export to other countries which may be starving for moody weirdos with chocolate brown eyes and pouty lips.” –Vavoomy

See the final communal blog between me and Renata ici, chez Boron. Wah, you’re still in our driveway and I miss you already!

MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!! REVENGE OF THE COMMUNAL BLOG!

Priscilla and Renata blogging together again, after wreaking mayhem for merriment all across Dallas and the surrounding environs. Today, we flailed about at Half-Price Books, played profuse amounts of Harry Potter UNO, went bowling with Burkhead (did you fall asleep, Chungy? Where were you?), then ate dinner at the Magic Time Machine, a crazyfun restaurant in which the servers dress as various amusing fictional characters. Ours was the Big Bad Wolf — it was really amusing to watch Renata’s dad as he attempted to assert his status as Alpha Male.

Picture glee! Amusing products and such at Half-Price Books.

“taH pagh taHbe’!”

Do you even need to ask who?

Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?

Best book section EVARRRRR (unless there was a Pirates section we missed)

And now, Renata talks as I download the bowling pictures…

*swivels around in chair, stroking madcat* er… i mean.. hello there ^_^ (note: in case you, like priscilla, missed the reference, madcat was claw’s cat on inspector gadget.) aaanywho. yay, i get to spend another night en la casa de priscilla! but tomorrow i must be off, to visit the cockroach hall of fame (in plano!) with my family. but, most excellent good fun was had today, despite me and priscilla’s lack of ability to do things in real life. (“i feel like i should be typing!”) erm… stuff and junk. (btw, if priscilla were a president, she’d be baberaham lincoln.)

Oh, yes! Bowling! I forgot to mention that I prodded ridiculous amounts of buttock. Ph34r my 1337 bowling skillz!

Names: (* denotes a name given by another) Img 1, Img 2

Renata: (bowling a strike in said image, w00t!) Redooom, Renarrrta, Boo Boo Kitty Feck, NonAlcoholic Lager.

Burkhead: Hugh Jass, Twiggy Galore*, Xena, Olsen Twin*, Still The Prettiest, Slashtastic*, I Hate Priscilla.

Priscilla: Baberaham, John Dark, God and Boba Fett, Schnooglebamf, I Eat Babies*, Mrs. Wagner, Bite Me Burkhead.

Now we’re listening to music in other languages. I introduced Renata to Zdob si Zdub and she played a Stuart Davis song in Classical Latin. Good times, good times.

Arrrrrrr!

Squee! Renata and Priscellie, blogging together once more and with feeling! For those that are not psychic, Renata Y!Med, commented (in both our blogs), and emailed me informing me that her family would be swinging through Dallas on their way home from Mexico so that we could chill and t00b about merrily. So far, we have enjoyed Chinese food (and laughed at our fortune cookies) and nummy ice cream/gelato stuff. Whatever shall we do tomorrow? We have not decided, but all we can say is WATCH OUT, DALLAS! THE LINCOLNITES ARE ABROAD! *insert cackle here*

Ooh! Speaking of Lincolnites, Renata gave me an uberuberuberuberkeen pen that she got in Mexico. SQUEE!!! Ha, Rebecca, I don’t think the guy has ever made a Cult of Wilson pen! *blows raspberry*

mwahaha, renata is blogging! (note the telltale lack of capitalization. and forgive any typos, i’ve adapted to mexican keyboards.) i’m so merry! i didn’t think i was going to be able to make it to dallas, because my parents are slooow. we spent 1 and a half hours in a liquor store, because the owner was showing them his rattlesnakes. (that sounds like a euphemism. but, it isn’t.)and i was SO giddy all day because i wanted to see priscilla!!! and now, i am! yaaaay! *flails merrily* and, that’s about all i have to say.

Quote of the Day:

Sam: Are you ready for smutty smut smut?

Jen: Bring it on.

Sam is writing Percy/Fleur for me and Monica! Yaaaaaaay, we loff you Sam! *schnoogles*

Just got back from Burkhead’s Harry Potter Birthday Bash, which would be more appropriately named “The Weasley and Oliver Wood Squealfest” or “Hogwarts Hottiefest.” We watched both movies, and I again reaffirmed my desire to have fifty thousand of Bedhead!Percy’s babies.

Pictures!

  • Mass consumerism! (and how!)

  • Elizabeth consults the Magic Date Ball: “Is George hotter than Fred?”

  • Burkhead’s shirt: “I *heart* Neville Longbottom

  • My camera has flash?

  • Kal has serious style.

  • As do Burkhead and Zimo!

  • Party Favors! Huzzah! MORE STUFF!!

  • Zimo consults the Magic Date Ball.

  • Burkhead cuts the HP cookie cake.