Hmm. It seems today is World Vegetarian Day. Maybe I should have joined my hallmates in their “Vegetarian for a Week” experiment. I was going to try just for the novelty (thought I know I could never give up meat, even if influenced by massive amounts of cash and/or mind control), but decided against it due to midterms and poorly timed crimson tide. I told Jeremy (our resident vegetarian) that I’d do it a different week.

Until then, my motto remains “If we’re not supposed to eat them, then why are they made of meat?”