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(response to Alicey’s journal entry)

PriscillaofDoom: Next time this happens, just pretend it’s Alan Rickman climbing all over you and licking your neck.

Aliceypoo: *laughs*

Aliceypoo: Alan Rickman with a sandpaper tongue?

Aliceypoo: Kinky :P

PriscillaofDoom: *shrugs* You never know.

PriscillaofDoom: well, if you’re capable of imagining a 4 oz kitten into the weight of a full grown man, I’m sure you’d be able to imagine away the sandpaper texture as well.

Aliceypoo: indeed

Aliceypoo: OH!

Aliceypoo: I GOT AN EVIL LUNCH TODAY

PriscillaofDoom: HOW WAS IT EVIL?

Aliceypoo: It cost $6.66

PriscillaofDoom: EVIL!

Aliceypoo: I pointed this out to the cashier

Aliceypoo: she went “Ooooo” and was like, “Wow”

Aliceypoo: I swear

PriscillaofDoom: freaky

PriscillaofDoom: the devil is in your meatloaf

Aliceypoo: in my french fries, rather.

Aliceypoo: perhaps i should spit like they do in “My fat greek wedding”

PriscillaofDoom: who is the celeb/fictional character of your choice these days?

Aliceypoo: hmm

Aliceypoo: Depp, I hate to say

PriscillaofDoom: bah, he is teh sexxor. don’t feel bad about liking Johnny. :D

Aliceypoo: Alan Rickman is brilliant and utterly talented

Aliceypoo: but let’s face it

Aliceypoo: he’s old enough to be my grandpa

Aliceypoo: Johnny Depp is merely old enough to be my father