Okay. Sixties, Seventies, Eighties, Nineties. What do you call the decade we’re living in now? The Aughts? The Noughts? (The Naughties?) The 2ks? The Ohs? The zips? That Decade Between 2000 and 2009?

I’m calling them the Aughts until society decides otherwise. *tweaks Songwritng paper accordingly*