Eep! Why is Alan Cumming no longer cast in 2004’s “Phantom of the Opera”? Come on, Joel Schumacher, can’t you at least give me some motivation to see this movie? Unimpressed, random casting director. Unimpressed.
And Alan? I love you, you’re wonderful, and you will always have my undying affection, but could you please pick some movies to be in that I won’t have to force myself with clenched teeth to go to? Garfield? The Mask II? Please. For your fans.
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