(If you think this is spoilery, you are a total wuss and unfit to read my journal)

Merreh&Pippin + DaVinci’s Notebook = mwaha!

WAY too big to be used as an LJ icon (drat!), but highly entertaining nonetheless. Lyrics are from DVN’s “Another Irish Drinking Song.” Heck, it’s so large, I might as well do an icon with the entire chorus. It continues: “We’ll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light then we’ll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again!”

Infinite love to Enora for the screencaps! I needent say that Here Be Dragons Spoilers. Page 01-2, 03, 04-7, and 17, for those desiring.

RotK question. Blacked out for the spoiler-paranoid. Highlight to read.

Mkay. When Sam is fighting his way into the enemy stronghold to save Frodo, he dispatches the orcs with “This is for Frodo! This is for the Shire!” and one other statement. One of my friends suggests “This is for my old Gaffer!”, which makes a lot of sense, but am I the only one that still hears “And this is for my own comfort!”

Edit: My friend Rachel agrees with me! What do the captionists know, anyway?

Saw RotK again with Chungy! Yay, someone to hold hands with and squeal madly and make silly jokes with! And to marvel at the perfection of Billeh’s upper lip. GUH. (And GUH again! The eyes! *melt*)

Answering Comments:

Brenna: Yes. Knowing the history of “Sosumi” in indicative of complete nerddom. Which is why I think it constantly.

Oh! Yeah! Gleanable from the fact that I’m posting this message, I am home, safe and sound. I sat next to Marcelina on the plane, because our travel schedules are just that cool, and we watched the first half of TTT:EE, then just the Pippin scenes of the second half. We are so predictable and lame. I love it. :D And I love watching movies with Marcelina! She’s the only one I know IRL that has the same taste in men. You should have seen us at X2 and Master and Commander. Those around us probably tired quickly of hearing us quietly squeal BILLEH! and ALANCUMMING!

We decided that Cute Scottish Boys Smiling could be used as a weapon. Alan, Billeh, and Ewan McGregor. The world was not built to withstand that kind of adoreableness. And we decided that humanity can stop manufacturing noses and mouths, because there’s no way anyone could ever match Billy’s. His nose is so perfect! *loves* And, like, you know, his accent.

*pines*

Meanwhile:

The World’s Most Fabulous Unintentional Pun:

Marcelina: Wouldn’t that be cool if you found out that you were actually one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse?

Me: That would make quite an interesting revelation.

(bah-dum ching!)

Mkay, back to my LJ friends list.

Okay, TTT:EE question. Why is there an empty bottle of Sprite floating in Saruman’s pantry? I’d screencap, but Windows Media Player is evil. See for yourself if you don’t believe me. 1:40:19. (Edit: Okay, so it’s probably a green glass bottle. But it has no business floating. Of course, neither does that turkey, so I still say I’m right. Harrumph.)

A thought just occurred to me. You know how in TTT, during Helm’s Deep, when Legolas rides the shield down the steps, firing arrows, and it looks like he’s surfing? At that moment, the music sounds oddly remniscent of the theme to “Back to the Future,” and conjures memories of Marty McFly prevailing over antagonists on a skateboard. Now the image of 80s!MichaelJFox!Legolas will forever be burned into my cerebellum. Curse you, Howard Shore.

Finished my math exam! Wow, that went reasonably well. But it could have been a lot more traumatic if it had really wanted to.

The exam started at 1:30. At 1:15, I left the dorm with all the rest of my suite math study group. Of course, I then realized that they all had their exams in a different location, as they’re in the 002 section and I’m in 004. So I took out my map and tried to find my way to the Nursing Education Building. That area is a total maze, I can tell you. I ended up walking around the entire hospital complex. Gah. At 1:29, I was panicing. Winded from running, I power-walked around the building, looking for a way in. I finally found one at 1:31, only to find that I didn’t have the proper credentials for that entrance. It wouldn’t accept my PennCard because I’m not in the Nursing school. A sign on the door instructed my kind to use one of two other entrances, neither of which I had any idea where they were. Panic went into major overdrive. I was a sniffling, teary mess by the time I found an entrance I could actually use.

I asked the receptionist if she knew where the Math 104 exam was, and she didn’t know. I started tearing through my Math notebook, looking for the page where I had written all the information about the exam. Even after looking through twice, I couldn’t find it. Panic, panic, panic. Right when I was ready to resign myself to running around the halls of the building in search of my exam, a horde of students and TAs pushed by, led by Mr. Crotty, my teacher. I grabbed all my stuff, wiped away any stray tears, and joined their pack, like a scraggly rodent drawn to a mathematical Pied Piper.

So everything was okay, I arrived before the test started, and I found a seat reasonably close to the front. I think I actually did rather well on the test, even though over an hour had gone by before I stopped shaking. So today’s lesson is that if you’ve never been to the location where your exam is to be, set out at least 30 minutes early, instead of 15. Because knowing is half the battle.

And now, I’m going to watch more of the TTT:EE, because I can. Mwahaha.