Hobbits and elves and wizards and warriors locked in a merciless battle for Middle Earth. Why don’t they just hang a sign on the clubhouse door that says “No GiRls allowed?”

Maybe because said hobbits and elves and wizards and warriors are HOT?

Next up on Captain Obvious, Wow, LotR has female fans, too!

I just calculated my final grade for my CSE class, and I AM POINT ONE-NINE-NINE POINTS OVER THE MEAN FINAL GRADE.

I AM ABOVE-AVERAGE AT AN IVY LEAGUE INSTITUTION. I ROCK SO MUCH.

I am now walking down the halls of my dorm, fists raised in triumph. W00t to the 00t.

And now that it’s 1AM, it’s CHUNGY’S BIRTHDAY. Give her BIRTHDAY WISHES, because she is JUST THAT COOL.

Hee. I was just thinking, trying to compile a list of great Christmas movies. Is it bad that the first two I thought of were “The Nightmare Before Christmas” and “Edward Scissorhands”?

In the spirit of the impending holidays, why not start a mini-meme? Comment with your favourite Christmas/Hanukkah/Winter Soltice/Kwanzaa/Atheist-Children-Get-Presents Day/Festivus/Agnostica movies, and we shall compile a list! How merry!

To begin:

1. The Nightmare Before Christmas — Is it true that Henry Selick is directing Coraline? Can I get a w00t w00t?

2. Edward Scissorhands — Tim Burton AND Johnny Depp. Doesn’t get any better!

3. The Star Wars Christmas Special — well, the script I read was laughable

4. It’s a Wonderful Life (Jume)

5. Muppet Christmas Carol (Renata)

6. The Grinch (Renata) — the old cartoon one, no Jim Carrey for us, thankyouverymuch

7. John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together (Allison D)

8. Emmit Otter’s Jugband Christmas (Allison D)

9. A Muppet Family Christmas (Allison D)

10. A Charlie Brown Christmas (Kait)

11. A Christmas Story (Rebecca)

12. White Christmas (Jo) — with Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye! Hurrah!

13. Die Hard (Megaloo) — well, it *does* take place on Christmas. And hey, Alan Rickman’s in it– why not?

Philadelphia es muy freaky, man! Yesterday night, everything was still covered in snow. And this morning, it’s all gone. What happened to the evil, annoying slushy melting period? Dude, this city rocks.

WOO-HOO!!! I have BURNINATED my CSE final! And I owe it all to my decision to wear my Trogdor shirt today. Burninating the methods! Burninating the classes! Burninating the peasants who dare challenge me! Burninating the countryside!

Priscilla was an artist! Or maybe she was an artist/computer science major! Or maybe she was just a DMDer! But she was still Priscilla! Priscillaaaaaa!

I totally need a theme song.

(For those totally lost, click here. Shame on you for not doing so earlier!)

You know, sometimes I wonder if Chris realizes how unbelievealby tone-deaf he is. The one person on our hall that loudly sings along to his music… And whistles along to symphonic music. His approach to hitting the intended notes is like a drunkard playing “pin the tail on the donkey.” XD

We ♥ Chris.

Animorphs, X2, Kill Bill, and Gilligan’s Island. I have the weirdest dreams.

Here, entertain yourselves with:

Lord of the Rings advent calendar

Gay Boyfriend

This Page from my friend Bluefooted’s comic (if you want to read the whole thing so far, it starts at comic1.jpg)

And it turns out that it was actually Giselle and Carmen behind the makeshift menorahs. Sorry, guys. You just can’t compete with female ingenuity!

Hee! One of the guys on my hall made a makeshift menorah out of a ruler, blue glitterpaint, and some steel nuts, sized to hold birthday candles. Crafty, boys. Very crafty.

Wow, I’m suddenly in the mood for latkes and applesauce.