Weather.com, what is a “Light Freezing Drizzle”? You’re even weirder and more specific than sound effects rendered in Closed Captioning! But yay, it’s no longer “too cold to snow!” It’s a bit silly when you find yourself thinking “Hey! Today’s high is 20! It’s really warming up!”

Mkay, really going to sleep now. I wonder what Giselle is doing with my copy of LotR. She asked to borrow it for a moment a few minutes ago. I hope she doesn’t get curious about my post-it notes and actually look at them. Well, most of them are fine, but the word “GAY” scrawled in huge letters across one of the tabs marking the offending Tom Bombadil song might require a bit of explanation.