GAH! I fail!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN! 195 YESTERDAY!

Thanks to that Wilson-loving heretic Rebecca G. for reminding me.

C’mon, Rebecca, Lincoln is so much cooler than Wilson. It’s obvious! In addition to the unequivocal proof voiced by Neil Gaiman (“You want me to say ‘Lincoln is better than Wilson’? … Okay, I just said it.”), he also STARRED IN X2. And his fabulous principles were a running joke in the play I just saw tonight. Give up, Grabman.