Okay, Dallas kids! I’ve talked to a bunch of people going to A-Kon (including my light and inspiration Kell Yarwood), and they’re all going to PoA Midnight at Loews Cityplace. As Cinemark 17 still hasn’t started selling tickets yet, I think we should join them. I’ll be calling around today to get numbers so I can go ahead and buy tickets for us, but if you read this, go ahead and post a comment saying whether you can go or not. So July 3rd/4th at Midnight, Loews Cityplace. COSTUMES ARE ENCOURAGED. And as always, Mack and Chungy and anyone that lives really far out is welcome to spend the night at my house so they don’t have to drive home in the wee hours of the night.

Woo! I am my own personal hero! I ran for an hour today, clocking 4.77 miles and an estimated 513 calories. As far as I’m aware, this is the longest I’ve run in my life. I am so good! By the end of the summer, I shall be slinky and vampish yet buff and athletic. Hurrah for turning over new leaves!

Shrek 2. Oh my good gravy, that was fantastic. Probably one of the best sequels I’ve seen in quite some time. And did anyone else notice the drive-through lady’s nametag? BOOYEAH. HOUSTON, WE HAVE A CAMEO. I think I need to draw some Priscilla The Drive-Through Lady fanart. Mwaha!

The Book Meme:

1. Take five books off your bookshelf.

2. Book #1 — first sentence

3. Book #2 — last sentence on page fifty

4. Book #3 — second sentence on page one hundred

5. Book #4 — next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty

6. Book #5 — final sentence of the book

7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph.

In the Chancery courts the etiquitte is not so strict. The following weeds are known for their long records of crime. Something about her might have said nanny, but it said it in an undertone of the sort employed by British butlers in a certain type of American film. They are all that remains of the greatest experiment ever conducted — to find the Ultimate Question and the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything. On the whole, he reflected, it could have been a lot worse.

The books are…

5. Men at Arms – Terry Pratchett

4. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams

3. The Dictionary of Phrase and Fable – Brewer

2. Good Omens – Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

1. Whizz for Atomms (Molesworth) – Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle