Episode III title revealed: “Revenge of the Sith.” I wonder how it’s possible to still be disappointed by something with zero expectations to begin with. Urgh. Could Lucas possibly pick a title easier to make fun of? Can someone please just hit Lucas with a bat and save the Star Wars universe from further degradation? Or is it just far, far too late? Wah.

Meanwhile, yay for the Shindig! A splendid time was had by all. And really, really good pizza, too. Shirtless Simon + delicious pizza + the best brownies in history = Priscilla is a happy, happy girl.