Me: Huh. Project Vote Smart says the President can be emailed at president@whitehouse.gov. So when a new president takes his place, does he get all the old president’s mail?

Ko: They would probably have to forward everything. They’d probably set up a new address for it.

Me: To “loserincrawford@whitehouse.gov”? Or loserincrawford@nolongerinthewhitehouse.gov!

So according to Project Vote Smart, Kerry’s favourite president is Abraham Lincoln and he has a pet canary named Sunshine. Dude, how can you not vote for a man with a pet canary named Sunshine? I wonder if that’s true. I wish I’d known about it in advance so I could have asked Vanessa.

Oh, and much love to Philadelphia Weekly for the cover of their last week’s issue.