*snorks* The girl playing “Buffy” in an episode of Smallville was Rachel on Animorphs. And looking back at Shawn Ashmore’s credentials (Jake on Animorphs), I’m reminded that he was also on Smallville, playing “Eric Summers”. Mmm, irony! (But where, dear IMDB, is the mention of Shawn’s stint on Veronica Mars? Did I just hallucinate all those episodes? *surfs around* Holy cow, he has a twin brother!)

Anyway, I love the endearing idiocy of Smallville. It’s so so very painfully bad, and that makes it special.