I love the sheer badness of Smallville. It’s like watching a train crash that lasts five years. It was great to see James again! Does anyone know if he dyes his hair? I don’t remember it being that reddish in Winding Roads. Of course, there’s always the “covering up the gray” issue, so he probably does.

The height difference between James and Tom is adorable. On Buffy, the camera was always kind to James, and you didn’t really notice he was short until he stood next to Riley or Adam. Or Xander. Or that vamp he tells to “find something to eat” in “School Hard.” Now, there’s just a subtle sense of HA HA LOOK AT HOW SHORT THIS GUY IS COMPARED TO CLARK!

Meanwhile, Aquaman needs to lay off the AquaFresh and drink some coffee or smoke some cigarettes, because MAN, his teeth were scary.

And in other Jossverse actor news, the trailer for Slither, the yeerk zombie movie starring Nathan Fillion is out! Looks delightfully bad.