*snorts loudly* An actual question from the latest Zogby poll:

Which would you rather watch: the State of the Union speech live, an episode of ABC’s “Commander in Chief,” an episode of NBC’s “The West Wing,” or the episode of Fox’s “The Simpsons” where Bart runs for class president?

• The State of the Union speech live
• An episode of “Commander In Chief”
• An episode of “The West Wing”
• Episode of “The Simpsons” where Bart runs for class president
• None of the above
• Not sure