Veronica Mars: Twelve feet? TWELVE FRIGGIN’ FEET? Only one person in the class could make an egg drop device that worked from that height? Neptune High, you fail at life. In high school, for a physics competition, I stuck an egg inside a fresh bagel, put a bagel on either side, and wrapped it in duct tape, and it survived a FOUR STORY DROP. Then Freshman year at Penn, our hall built an egg drop device that looked like our GA as a ninja, and it also survived a four story drop.

Twelve feet! Pfft.