(SPOILERS FOR LAST NIGHT’S VERONICA MARS!!!)

Oh, Logan. How on earth could you be stupid enough to sleep with someone that would rather be named Kendall than Priscilla? I mean, what abysmal taste! For both parties!

People/Things that Win:
Dick + pig = OTP
Veronica poking Morgan about Lamb
Blue and her Selective Memory

People/Things that Lose:
LoVe shippers
Woody Goodman, who scares the bejeezus out of me