I apologize in advance for the nature of this post. Blogger was down all yesterday (when this post was written), so I couldn’t make a bunch of tiny post-chunks, and now have to get all my squee over with in one post. It’s a bit childish, but it’s how I’m feeling right now. :D
Edit: DOOM! I just checked Renata’s blog, and Blogger is working for her! Out of curiosity, I opened blogger in IE, and it’s working! I wonder if there’s some incompatability with one of my new Firefox extensions. If it’s TabMixPlus (which actually corresponds perfectly to the time Blogger hasn’t been working for me), I’m going to be annoyed. Though the goodness below more than makes up for it…
Dear Republicans,
WERE IN YOUR CONGRESZ, STEALIN’ UR BICAMURALE LEGISLACHER!
XOXO,
Priscilla
Today is a good day. This picture makes me happy. Santorum’s son looks like he just ate Klaus Baudelaire and is experiencing gastrointestinal distress.
Oh! Hey, Bush! Now that’s what I like to call a MANDATE.
Hey Santorum — This is what happens when you suggest a tenth of the population of the country is engaging in what is tantamount to bestiality.
Hey Rumsfeld! I really don’t have any words for you, other than “HAHAHAHHAHA!”
And Bill Napoli? You know, the unspeakable champion of South Dakota’s proposed abortion ban that didn’t make exception for rape or incest, but only if the mother’s life was in danger because she was “brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.” Yeah, that Bill Napoli. YOUR STATE THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHAT.
South Dakota (abortion ban defeated), Arizona (gay marriage ban defeated), and Missouri (approved a measure backing stem cell research)? Gold stars for the lot of you!
(And if that wasn’t enough, Studio 60 just got picked up for a full season!)
The House, the Senate, the Governorships, the Statehouses, Rumsfeld out on his ass, and A LIBERAL WOMAN THIRD IN LINE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. And I know we Democrats are being totally obnoxious in our success, but I don’t care.
Today ROCKED.