I love that Bruce Tinsley, cartoonist of the unfunny and irritating “Mallard Fillmore,” was arrested for DUI, only two weeks after suggesting Jon Stewart was a pedophile. Clearly, Somebody Up There thinks you’re an asshat.

Also full of holiday cheer: Seasons Greetings from Battlestar Galactica.

And a Holiday present (read: mistake?) from iTunes, the audio book of Areas of My Expertise is being offered for free! John Hodgman urges us to download it immediately.